I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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