Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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