Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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