We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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