So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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