is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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