Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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