My nipple is on Facebook.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Randomize
