my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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