I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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