the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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