that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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