I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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