do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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