Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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