I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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