Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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