This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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