There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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