Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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