you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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