Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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