How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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