so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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