I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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