He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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