Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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