they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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