I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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