Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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