i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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