Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.