fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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