So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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