I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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