He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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