Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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