Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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