but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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