My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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