Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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