Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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