why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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