Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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