spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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