She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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