one two three fourrrrnication!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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