Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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