Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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