I wish i was in the wii world.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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