So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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