If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Randomize
