Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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