David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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